Stop asking questions!

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“I can’t reason things. Things ease themselves out from amongst the debris.”

Weather: the tail end of Storm of Gareth

Mood: half asleep

Phrase of the day: más loco que un plumero (Spanish) meaning ‘crazier than a feather duster’

I talked a bit about Mike yesterday and I want to talk more today. He’s a lovely guy, a funny, big-hearted granddad with tattoos of all his grand kids’ names on his legs, but he’s also cuckoo and sometimes I struggle to work out the logic of our conversations. Like today, when we were talking about Easter Sunday (we get the Monday off) and the following discussion happened. It was nearly home time and we were sitting in our mess room, the rot and the mouse poo slowly seeping into the soles of our boots. I asked Dan,

‘How do they decide when Easter is?’

Dan: Oh, I don’t know. Ask Mike, he’ll know that.

A wiser person would have looked it up on their phone, but why be wise when there are so many other options?

Me (speaking over my shoulder): Mike?

Mike: I’m right behind you, no need to shout.

Me (confused, I wasn’t shouting): Ah yes. Ok. Mike, how do they decide when Easter is?

Mike (slightly irritated): What do you mean how do they decide? It’s different every year isn’t it?

Me: Yes, so how do they decide?

Mike (becoming indignant): Well, they don’t have to decide, it’s different every year.

Me (not good at letting things go when they don’t make sense): But how do they know when that is?

Mike (proudly): I’ll tell you what, I know the next leap year isn’t going to happen.

Me: What?

Mike: There’s not going to be a leap year next year. Or it might be 2040. It was a question on the Chase! [UK quiz show]

Dan: What, there won’t be a leap year?

Me: Wait minute, I want to know how they decide when Easter is.

Mike (now very annoyed): I don’t understand the question! Easter just changes every year, they don’t need to decide it.

Me (tenacity is the thief of joy): But how do they know when that is?

Mike: Well it’s something to do with astrology, isn’t it?

Dan: Why isn’t there going to be a leap year?

Mike: It was on the Chase! They had this chart.

At this point I gave up. Why didn’t I give up sooner? I often ask myself that question, it may need to be carved on my headstone.

For those who feel they’ve invested too much time in reading that and want some knowledge to take away:

In 325CE it was decided that Easter would be on the first Sunday after the Full Moon occurring on or after the 21st March (the vernal equinox).

Leap years don’t happen in Centennial years not divisible by 400. So there was one in 1600 and 2000, but wasn’t one in 1700, 1800, 1900 and won’t be one in 2100. 2040 will have a leap year.

Do you ever have conversations like the above? I feel like I have them too often.

Anyway, the Metro had a discount coupon for Burger King, so I got a burger. I hate Burger King and now I feel a bit sick. I’m going to have to leave my room and use the kitchen at some point. But not yet, I’m building up to it.

 

 

15 thoughts on “Stop asking questions!

  1. I always take great pleasure in explaining how the date of Easter is calculated, intoning it like a micropoem or short litany:

    The first Sunday after /
    the first full moon after /
    the spring equinox

    Never fails to impress! I believe its variability in date comes about because the Hebrews calculated Passover using the lunar calendar, the first full moon of spring being an ideal time for a nighttime ritual due to the strength of the moon’s reflected light.

    I’m always reminded of the lines of the folksong ‘The Lincolnshire Poacher’ which we sang at school, even though I had no idea what poaching involved at that age except it was something to do with eggs:

    Oh, ’tis my delight on a shining night, in the season of the year. 

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      1. Thank you, but sadly it’s not mine, I should have written that on it. I found it years ago, and can’t find anything by reverse image searching, so I can’t credit it. But yes, it is glorious!

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    1. You had me curious, so I did a little google, and it has nothing to do with eggs! (I suspect you knew this) Instead it’s about clubbing a hare and putting him in a bag, tragedy! I love the idea of rituals taking place all around the country by the light of the moon at Easter. Wonder if they run into the Easter bunny 🙂 Thank you for enlightening me, I need to plan what ritual to do now… 😀

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    1. That’s a proper party trick! Do you know how she does it? Is it maths (also known as magic)? Is she good at knowing other calendar things, like birthdays? I’m most impressed! 🙂

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      1. Yes! I really want to know now, it would be kind of incredible if she didn’t know how it worked. Please let me know! 🙂

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