Having a wander, I came across this vehicle. Odd decoration, I thought. I walked around the side and found this.
Ah, a zombie outbreak response vehicle, I thought, handy. I carried on up the road and came across this huge bone just lying on the pavement, flesh all chewed away.
Luckily I’m not particularly scared of zombies, they’re very slow, they can’t be that difficult to avoid, but I know where the zombie response vehicle is if I need it.
I used to have a boss who had a phobia of the zombie apocalypse. He had escape plans worked out. Whenever he stayed in a hotel he figured out where the exits were, where he could lock himself in safely and where food could be found. We once asked him if he had a plan for our workplace, and yes, he said he would barricade himself in the staff room, grow food in the glasshouse and use the tool shed to stock up on weapons. He had it all figured out.
‘And how about the rest of us,’ we asked, ‘do we figure in this plan?’
‘No,’ he said, ‘sadly you all died in the initial attack.’
‘Right,’ we said, ‘nice to know where we stand.’
Anyone else spotted signs of an impending zombie attack? I feel like there should be other signs.
inkbiotic 
I haven’t spotted any signs or planned a defense. Shelters and work hideouts do no good if you cant get to them. Just outrun them and you’ll be fine.
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Well, keep an eye out. I’ve got quite good at running for my train, so I’m ready 🙂 Make sure you have shoes that you can run in.
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Absolutely 👍
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Happily, the trick is to be sure to keep company with at least one person slower than you. 🙂
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Ooh, harsh but cunning! You will be a sure survivor, my friend 😉
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While I do have friends slower than me, for others of my friends, I’ll be the slow one. So my survival will depend on who I’m with at the critical moment. Might have to start spending my time more wisely. 😀
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Blimey, a zombie apocalypse is more complicated than I thought! 😉
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Ha ha ha True enough!! But unless you’re a right proper eejit, I figure there’s at least a fighting chance!
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Yes! Unfortunately I can be a right proper eejit, but hopefully not at the crucial moment of a zombie attack 😉 We shall survive!
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Ha ha haaaaa Timing is everything!
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😀 !
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Unfortunately our government is full of ’em…
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Maybe I should drive the response vehicle to the houses of parliament, see if I can round up a few.
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Definitely to be avoided.
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Whenever I am home alone and there is any strange noise around I am suddenly ready with a plan and armed with anything that can hit. 😂
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It’s sounds like you’re certain to survive the zombie apocalypse!
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Fingers crossed 🤞
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