Wisdom, trolls and mud

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Now this is almost like a real inspirational poster, although I’d say exercise and doctors are also useful in the pursuit of health.

London today was soggy. It was ok, I have waterproofs, but the biggest problem was trying to not to destroy the squeaky cleanness of the messroom when I was coated in mud. And the toilets in the new block are too small, which means just getting past the concertina door meant I painted the wall with a layer of mud from my coat. Then I’d turn around to clean it up and decorate the other wall behind me. And everything I touched, from bog roll to door to sink taps became streaked with brown, I felt like a shitty Midas.

When we were getting ready to go home, Mike said to Dan, now you need to find an umbrella you can hold over me so I don’t get wet. I looked at him quizzically and he said,

‘You wouldn’t understand. It’s a man thing.’

Yes, he’s definitely trolling me.

Word of the day:Β limicolous – living in mud

14 thoughts on “Wisdom, trolls and mud

    1. Is that my new nickname? Well, I’ve been called worse πŸ˜› And yeah, they’re messing with me. I should exact revenge!

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      1. Today was cold! But yes, I shall let things chill further, wait for the right time…
        From this moment on when I hear the song Pretty Woman I will think ‘muddy woman’ and the world will be a brighter place for it! πŸ˜€

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