Now this is almost like a real inspirational poster, although I’d say exercise and doctors are also useful in the pursuit of health.
London today was soggy. It was ok, I have waterproofs, but the biggest problem was trying to not to destroy the squeaky cleanness of the messroom when I was coated in mud. And the toilets in the new block are too small, which means just getting past the concertina door meant I painted the wall with a layer of mud from my coat. Then I’d turn around to clean it up and decorate the other wall behind me. And everything I touched, from bog roll to door to sink taps became streaked with brown, I felt like a shitty Midas.
When we were getting ready to go home, Mike said to Dan, now you need to find an umbrella you can hold over me so I don’t get wet. I looked at him quizzically and he said,
‘You wouldn’t understand. It’s a man thing.’
Yes, he’s definitely trolling me.
Word of the day: limicolous – living in mud
inkbiotic 
a comedy of errors….or mudders…….lol
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😂
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I think those two are gaslighting you by providing bad information to… the muddy woman.
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Is that my new nickname? Well, I’ve been called worse 😛 And yeah, they’re messing with me. I should exact revenge!
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I was thinking about that song lyric that goes “pretty woman, walking down the street…” I inserted muddy woman. Wait till it’s cold to get even. Revenge is best served cold.
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Today was cold! But yes, I shall let things chill further, wait for the right time…
From this moment on when I hear the song Pretty Woman I will think ‘muddy woman’ and the world will be a brighter place for it! 😀
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If not cleaner🌞
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Well, you could be nicknamed Shitty Midas! 😛
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😱
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I shall always think of you as the Shitty Midas – it will make me smile 🙂
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Aw, how sweet! 😛
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Smiling out loud.
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Sol!
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Sol 🙂
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