The landlady turned up before I left for work to let us know that someone would be painting the house next week. Most landladies would have sent an email, but she had some blankets she wanted to store somewhere and decided that our kitchen cupboards were a good place to do that. I found her when I went to make some toast, she was clearing plates out of the cupboard to make room for the blankets. It was too early to argue and I am a coward.
‘It must be nice to rent and not have all these responsibilities. To get the whole house painted without any effort. I’d love to just go off to work without a care,’ she said, and I huffed around the kitchen trying to make toast with her faffing about in front of the toaster. Incidentally, she doesn’t have to go off to work at all, because she makes so much money in rent. Once she’d gone I tried to fit the plates in another cupboard.
“It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.” Ashleigh Brilliant.
Word of the day: Foolocracy – government by fools
Take the effing blankets OUT of the kitchen cupboard and put your plates back in it.
Take the effing blankets BACK to her and tell her your plates are in your cupboards where they belong. Blankets in a kitchen are a fire hazard.
She’s an idiot.
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Could not agree more.
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🤣 Will do ma’am!
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Government by fools? Who could believe such a thing?
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I wonder which is worse, a foolocracy or evilocracy. Or maybe the two combined in sociopathic buffoonery. Sigh.
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Fools can be forgiven – I hope (being one)
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Well yes, me too. The important difference for me (and I’m guessing for you too) is that I’d never try to run a country because I know I’d fuck it up.
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Maybe that’s the fun of it! (Personally, I think the desire to run a country should automatically bar you from doing so).
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Yes it should only be done by someone who avoids doing it whenever possible and has only his cat for company (so says wise Mr Adams).
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Isn’t that Ernst Blofeld?
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Hmmm, was he the guy without earlobes?
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Bloody hell. Hadn’t noticed that. I didn’t get beyond the cat!
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I’m not entirely sure it’s true. My brother told me when the film came out, that he had no ears (i was a gullible child) which he he later modified to no earlobes. The Internet now allows us to check things like that, but some mysteries are better than facts!
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So glad she doesn’t show up as much. But when she does, she makes up for lost time by invading personal space and making belittling comments. She would sing a different tune if she had the angry trainman or the punchy man walking down the street as tenants.
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Hehehe! 😀 Do you think I should invite them to move in? Or maybe *I* should become a worse tenant, be a little less helpful!
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She is set in her ways with you. Only new blood can rattle that cage.
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Hmm, or a huge tiger! That would rattle a cage, and would probably result in some blood too 🙂
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As we discussed, get a Tiger! Best way to fend off landladies of all kinds
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I work near a zoo, so I’ve started keeping an eye out. So far only seen giraffes and heard monkeys. But I’m sure I’ll spot a friendly tiger soon…
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Best of Luck!
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I have to agree with Boo. 😀
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Well she is so often right! 😀
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😀
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I have a possibly better term of the day: ‘toolocracy’, rule by tools. Toolocrats everywhere have us all by the proverbials.
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Yes, they do, I like that, although tools are functional sometimes. Plankocracy? Run by planks?
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Let’s call them by their proper names: despots, hypocrites, liars, fascists, dictators. However foolish the figureheads seem they usually have a team of diehard sociopaths behind them.
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YES! I agree with all those descriptions!
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I’d take the blankets and relocate them somewhere else in the house and put my plates back.
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I’ve been toying with the idea of putting the plates within the folds of the blankets so when she takes the blankets out the plates crash on the floor. Might be cutting my nose off my nose to spite my face though…
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Which alternatives do you have? Can you find something similar for this rent? Are you willing to move? Are you willing to invest some time/energy/money to look for some communal legal support? Or is the situation from the category “annoying but not annoying enough for a change”? I have the impression that the last is the case for you. If “yes” I would try to relax and cultivate the similar attitude with this bitch that you have at your job with the annoying dude. I would definitely not play any petty annoying games.
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I’d rather put some wet towels and toiletries on top of the blankets. You can tell her you were short of space too. Once she gets mouldy blankets after a few days, she will stop these antics.
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😀 I like this plan, I’m good at acting innocent but stupid, i’ve had a lot of practice 😉
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Go Petra Go!
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Great idea.
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