This inspirational poster needs some work

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But does this include the nightmare where I was smashing out my back teeth with a hammer? Or the ones about killing zombies?

“Now the dream is over… and the insect is awake.”

Word of the day: Bumbaze – to perplex, to bamboozle

28 thoughts on “This inspirational poster needs some work

  1. Oh, I would love to be as knowingly unhinged as Jeff Goldblum.
    As for the dreams, don’t go for the hammer/teeth job – I’ve found that cake and chocolate works just as well. Obey the dream where you are happy – and the zombies are veggie…

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  2. I recall going out with someone who had dreams of running down a tunnel being chased by something. I said try to imagine a door. Then a few days later they tell me it was a door into a shed and now the thing is scratching its way in. You can’t always win on the giving advice front.

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    1. Nooo! Well, you tried! I have a recurring dream about being trapped in a tunnel, maybe I’ll get a scratching monster now. Maybe it can keep me company 😉

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    1. I’m a coward, I’m not looking at that. Or at least, I’ll open it and then shut it again. Or I’ll open it and watch a bit of it.
      It’s ok the link doesn’t work. Phew. I’ll just google it. And have a bit of a look and then turn it off. Urgh I watched it and now I feel ill!!
      I’m going to have a little lie down.

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      1. I like my dentist a lot, she’s friendly, good at her job and honest, I’ve been seeing her for about eight years. However, if one day she drugs me unconscious, removes all my teeth and replaces them with wooden dentures I will only be half-surprised. It can’t be easy being a dentist, they inspire so much fear. 😦

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      2. I wondered what he was talking about, I’d say the answer is a big fat no, but he should have realised that being the one with the nasty tools.

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  3. If I take AI’s advice, I would run into woods without camping gear, watch lions fight up close, ride trains that stop in the middle of nowhere and walk into haunted temples that lead to underworld.
    Do you think I should try?

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