Hellrung’s Law: if you wait, it will go away
Weather: a bit gusty
Mood: full of the joys of vim and vigour
Word of the day: vim – meaning enthusiasm and liveliness
Bumblebees never really stopped this winter. The dreamy teddy bears of the insect world don’t seem to be bothered by cold. And there was one in our tool shed at work today. Unfortunately my colleague Mike was inside the tool shed at the time. He began screaming, flapping his arms at the bee.
‘It’s attacking me! It’s attacking me!’ he wailed, spinning round and round and stumbling over spades and lawnmowers.
‘Just come out of the shed, it won’t hurt you, the door’s right here,’ I said, encouragingly, tapping at the door like calling a cat. It would have taken four paces to leave the shed, he took five times that many trying to hit the poor, confused bee.
‘Argh! It won’t leave me alone!’
‘Because you keep trying to hit it, just walk out of the shed,’ I said.
‘Argh! It’s going insane!’ he said. Finally, by chance he happened on the door and fell out of the shed with a traumatised expression.
‘Are you ok?’ I asked.
‘Inkbiotic,’ he implored, his voice that of one who has known betrayal, ‘why didn’t you save me?’
He asked me several more times that day. Sometimes he would look at me, then look away shaking his head, I had let him down when he needed me most.
Have you ever had the hero-calling and found yourself to be lacking? Let me know I’m not alone.
Anyway, it’s popcorn for dinner again. How long does it take to get scurvy?