Snubbing of chilli con tofu

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What terrors lurk in nightmares? And what if they escape?

Weather: happy

Mood: sunshine

Word of the day: maw wallop – a badly cooked mess of food

This evening I decided to brave cooking. Neville had left a large plate of cooked bacon on the counter, he hadn’t even covered it. Hasn’t he heard of botulism? I started making a big pot of chilli con tofu. Jinjing came in and sniffed around, so of course I offered her some, she’s given me plenty of food over the last few weeks. I don’t think my chilli was up to her standards though.

‘What are the orange bits?’ she asked.

‘Baked beans,’ I said.

‘What are the yellow bits?’

‘Peanuts,’ I said.

‘Oh,’ she said and sat down. My chilli had been snubbed.

‘You have any more weird dreams?’ I asked.

‘Yes! The same one as before. Just this man staring in my window. He was wearing a hoody and his face was really pale, his eyes were dark. I woke up terrified and I couldn’t get back to sleep for ages. It’s definitely an omen.’

My laptop is still hanging together, for those who are concerned, although I have to keep securing the electrical tape.

12 thoughts on “Snubbing of chilli con tofu

  1. Peanuts and beans! Nice one!
    I used to wake up screaming from dreams about someone in the room/spiders on my face/window falling in etc. I saw a neurologist who specialises in sleep disorders. He called it a ‘slow wave parasomnia’ and put me on even more medication. No mention of omens..
    Dreams are your brain processing all the information you’ve taken in during the day xx

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    1. Slow wave parasomnia, great name for a scary sounding condition. I hope you’re ok now. I wonder how we’ll cope as a species if all woo-woo becomes explainable science? Do we need the woo-woo? 😀

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  2. What you cooked sounds interesting. I might give it a try. Ever thought of cookery book. LOL! I was pretty worried about your laptop since I will miss your daily dairy immensly. So may God bless your laptop!

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