Was walking to the station early on Friday morning and saw this sparkling fizzy pop of a car. In case the picture doesn’t make it clear, it has the texture of glitter ball deely boppers, in the colour of an orangeade-cherryade mix.
I have no idea what I think of it. Is it a daring and dashing fashion choice? A practical joke? The car of a disco champion reliving their glitterball hey-day? Did someone end up with too much glittery wrapping paper and became inspired?
Help me out!
inkbiotic 
Hashing fancy innit!
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😀 😀
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I meant hashtag #️⃣ 😅
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No! Hashing fancy is ace! Got just the right rhythm. I’m going to start using that!
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I think the car is owned by Dorothy from Kansas.
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Yes! That’s what her shoes looked like! A slightly different shade, but why not? I hope she has a hat in blue too.
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Pretty sure you’ll find the boot is full of coke…
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… and the engine is 600bup (brake unicorn power)
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I’m not sure it’s a good idea to drive around with all that coca cola sloshing around. And using unicorns to stop a car is CRUEL. I might have to stick a stern note on their windscreen.
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😂😂😂
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🤔 Unicorn brake power??? I’ve heard horse power…must be a magical version of the same. If I had seen something like this car on street, I would have expected it to begin flying…or may be belly dancing…
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Yes, I probably saw it in its most boring form! I shall have to sneak up next time.
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A belly dancing car – there’s a thought…
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Im at a loss for words. Maybe the owner didn’t want the car stolen so they picked a color that would get attention. If so, it worked.
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Such a logical answer! It would certainly be easy to find – if you can get the police officer taking down the details to stop laughing
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😂
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While I may use many adjectives here, classy is certainly not one–may be flashy, glittery, fairy-dust-y…
May be it is the latest pumpkin carriage. Does a cindrella live next door?
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i haven’t seen her around – I think the ballgown/ raggedy dress would stand out – I shall keep an eye out.
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POOR CAR.
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That is an alien spacecraft. It’s designed to look like a fancy car because they know enough about us to know that some of us are that flamboyant, so the others wouldn’t question it. It would never be stolen because it’s far too easy to trace, BUT when the change it back to its spaceship form, it’s dull as ditchwater. It’s ingenious.
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Aha! That would explain the bizarre gobbling and clicking sounds I heard when I walked past it yesterday. This seems like a significant time for aliens to be here – are they hoping to escape before we all get sick and the environment collapses? Or are they getting ready to take over once we are weak? (I mean, it’s 2020, anything could happen 😉 )
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I’m hoping they’ll take over. This planet is in DESPERATE need of new management.
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😀
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This car looks glorious. I don’t like much glorious.
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I pass it every day, twinkling away like an orange cluster of stars!
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